Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

(Source: raggedywings)

shayraeingame:

“I’m just a wandering swordsman who means no harm.”

“Then can you tell me your name?”

“Himura Kenshin.” (x)

Mother of God.

(Source: sumusumumuriku)

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